Limited Time Offer!!

Anyone who signs up for the OAP’s Spring Convention and Trade Show gets a patented Opti-Grab developed by Navin R. Johnson!

Yes, YOUZ can be the proud owner of a genuine Opti-Grab.

This handy dandy device puts a little handle right here in the center and puts the pressure on the bridge where it belongs, just like the tierods on a 72 Buick. Plus it has a little nose brake on to prevent slippage! Never damn thee glasses again with Opti-Grab!

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